It's funny how some people assume relationships when they see women together. Vic and I have frequently been asked if we were sisters. We usually just take it in stride and answer depending on the situation.
Well this recent experience took the cake!
My mom came to our house for a visit to see the baby (which is momentous in itself - but I digress). We decided that we would go to lunch and then to the mall. We went to the
Oli.
ve Gard.en. Mom and Vic sat on one side of the table and I sat on the other with Darby in her carrier propped up on the chair next to me. We were greeted by a very talkative-invading personal space-all knowing- very assuming waitress.
She began
ooohhing and
ahhing over the baby and continued to lean her face over the canopy of the carrier to get a closer look at her. She talked about how babies sleep and how they eat and how it will get better as she gets older and... blah, blah, blah.
She asked where we were from. We told her we lived here and that Mom was visiting from Mississippi. Then proceeded to say, "It's great that there are four generations at this table." And walked away. What? What did she say - four generations? Oh well, maybe she misspoke and meant three.
So she comes back with our food (continually talking). We start eating and she continues to talk. She goes away and comes back with another advice tip. Goes away and comes back again all through lunch. Then she looks at me and asks, "Is this your first grandchild?" What? Did I just hear you right? I was speechless. I didn't know what to say. Do I look that old? Do I look old enough to Vic's mother? I was shocked. After I picked up my jaw off of the table I just said "yes". She walked away. Mom said, "I must look older than dirt."
What was that? We giggled and laughed. Do I need to sign up for that show called 10 years younger? What an ego buster!